Almost 4,000 Page Views!
So I was looking at the analytics of my blog today, and I realized that even though numbers and graphs are super boring, those numbers and graphs were telling me something really exciting: I have had 3,976 page views, over the life of this blog! That means almost 4,000 times that somebody looked at something I wrote!
(Ok, let's ignore the fact that at least 300 of those were probably me, checking for typos.)
In celebration, I've decided that when I reach 4,000 page views, I'm going to add a new feature to this blog. Once I break the 4 grand mark, Thursdays will become Humiliating Throwback Day! Every Thursday, I will post something cheesy, embarrassing, and hilarious that I have written. This will include really awful poetry/songs, particularly hackneyed passages from stories, and old diary entries. It should be a lot of fun, especially if you enjoy mocking me.
So help me reach 4,000 page views! Share this post, share another post, start a chain email. It will help your hair grow faster, clear up that pesky acne, and help you achieve sleek, toned, long-lasting erections in just thirty days! Satisfaction guaranteed, or your money back!
(Ok, let's ignore the fact that at least 300 of those were probably me, checking for typos.)
In celebration, I've decided that when I reach 4,000 page views, I'm going to add a new feature to this blog. Once I break the 4 grand mark, Thursdays will become Humiliating Throwback Day! Every Thursday, I will post something cheesy, embarrassing, and hilarious that I have written. This will include really awful poetry/songs, particularly hackneyed passages from stories, and old diary entries. It should be a lot of fun, especially if you enjoy mocking me.
So help me reach 4,000 page views! Share this post, share another post, start a chain email. It will help your hair grow faster, clear up that pesky acne, and help you achieve sleek, toned, long-lasting erections in just thirty days! Satisfaction guaranteed, or your money back!
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